Chinese menu translations

And so I bid farewell to China. We've had some good times together, me and China. We've also had some meals together. We've had our difficulties, too. Communication ones, mainly.

Below are some menus and signs seen during my travels in China:


Clear cooks the bull penis, Pingyao


Red-faced ambiguous, Pingyao


France bread, Dali


Dry speeding potato wire, Lijiang


The elements fries the cat ear, Pingyao boils the lump, Pingyao


Pingyao smokes the egg, Cold food in sauce bull's penis, Pingyao


Moon Restaurant Drunk, Lijiang


The Fat Sister's Yak Meat, Lijiang


Octopus Pill, Lijiang